Thursday, April 20, 2017

7 Celebrities Who Are Secretly Rednecks!!!


1. Jared Leto

But seriusly, who wouldn't believe this after his breakout role as the joker in the new dark knight series?? 

Jared Leto went wild on set and broke all kinds of social boundaries that shouldn't be broken unless youare a redneck. Plus, with this hair of his, you gotta know: Jaryd leto is a redneck through and through.

Hes also one of those rare rednecks who are both rednecs and pretty hot if I dare say so.








2. Billy Rae Cyrus

Honestly this one came as a surprise to us. Billy juust doesnt strike me as the kinda guy who would be a redneck. 

He did write "Achy Breaky Heart", the song that propelled the line dance into the main stream, and his family lived in nashville before the hannah montana years, so I guess he got that goin for him.





3. Serena Williams

I know what you're thinking: Tennis is the least redneck sport ever and she's the best tennis player ever. Well, we have an answer: It's all a cover up. Some people are afraid that their redneck truth will come out, and their carreer will be ruined by haters. Being a pro tennis athlete star is just a cover.

Plus she is engaged to the founder of reddit: how much more of a redneck website can you get?







4. Sean Connery

In his later years actor Sean Connery has come to accept the redneck lifestyle. He has for a long time been getting more like a redneck, like that time in "The hunt for red october" when he played a submarine captain who wanted to live out the rest of his days fishing in Montana. 

I think the turning point for Sean Connery was when he started wearing more hawaiianshirts. Plus lets face it: this is the best picture of old Sean I could find.






5. Dave Chappelle

Ol' Dave recently made a comeback on Netflix. He's back at it again with the provocative jokes and anti-sjw sentiment.

But he's got a dirty little secret: Mr. Chappelle is a redneck. Why else do you think half of his new special was in Texas? Us rednecks are no strangers to a little crass freedom of expression, and that's Dave's trademark quality. Plus, he went off the grid for 10 years in Africa, so who knows...







6. Meryl Streep


Meryl Streep isn't fooling anybody with that liberal agenda. She's the finest picture of a southern lass anybody has ever seen. They even based that main character lady from "Westworld" off of her.

Of course, Meryl is an intelligent and driven woman, something you dont see often in redneck country, but thats just because they leave when they can. Meryl might have tried to disown the redneck name, but with a name like Meryl, it dosent matter how far you run.






7. Frankie Manriquez

Frankie started acting at a young age. Hes been in noted redneck tv show "That's so raven" and a number of others. Rumors say that he is now playing baseball at a backwoods college somewhere in rural california. How much more redneck can you be???

Not much more, it turns out. That's the end of this list!!! Share it wit your friends and family and anybody you know named Frankie!!!

Thanks for watching! Tiberius Signing off.










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