Redneck Cologne!

Alright fellers, if ur anything like me, ya cant help yourself but goin poop right after ya eat. This can be some dangerous stuff especially going over to ur lady friends house afterwards. Ur afraid of ur #2 smellin like a dump (pun intended). Ur lady friend will be disgusted with you. But not with this product that is called POO-Pourri!

Ya just gotta spray it before ya poop then it traps all the bad smellies under the water! This stuff right here makes it smell like you just peeled a bucket of oranges! It smells so good that you just might wanna stay in the bathroom to indulge in your great smelling masterpiece! As long as you do this, you will never hear your lady friend complain about your dumps ever again! She will prolly make sure you poop even more! All you have to do is look it up on the interweb and order it from there! Cuz i ain’t never seen Walmart have it, which is crazy cuz they got everything… well there ya have it… more advice from me, Didley!