A Story from our Jamaican brothers!

I tel u wut

Nevuurr attempt ta believe ayy jamaican is a-lyin' ta y'all aw underestimate ayy jamaican y'all will pay the price heavy yall don’t believe me check this here here out. So my darn good friend billy but we call him laarry, we done grew up togithuurr in jamaica smoking ayn' a-drinkin' beuurr all the tahm. Man billy were f**king heavy drinkuurr. He mowve ta austrailia about ayy ayy year ago. We best friends since the day we done knew each othuurr We talk almost everyday the other day Billy call me and man I was dying on the floor with laugh. Billy gave me the story of another Jamaican guy who he met in austrailia he tells of his incident at a local store there. Man I laugh so hard yall wanna know what the story is don’t yall well be patient ill tell yall later about it. But first let me finish laugh…….

So the moral of the story is don’t ever mess with a jamaican I repeat to yall never ever mess or test a Jamaican ayy jamaican goes ta australia ayn' goes ta woolwawth's grocery stawe where you get all them cheap special discount.. man you just cant let those go bye. He finds cat food at speciaal prices you know Jamaicans don’t let no sweet deal pass them by. Oh hell  yea he picks ayy dozen cans av cat food ayn' goes ta check out

Thay ...err managuurr gets really suspicious. He wondered to himself and started to  think that there this here guy cannot have ayy cat ayn' will probably feed cat food ta his kids. He asks the jamaican ta show him his cat befawe he could let him have cat food

ay ...uhh jamaican goes home ayn' returns with ayy cat ayn' gets ta buy thay ...uhh cat food

Next week thay ...uhh jamaican finds dog food at speciaal prices with a big smile on his face. He picks ayy dozen cans av dog food ayn' goes ta check out

Again, the managuurr gets really suspicious. He thinks that there this here guy has ayy cat but he cannot have ayy dog, ayn' he will probably feed dog food ta his kids
He asks the jamaican ta bring ayn' show him the dog befawe he can let him have dog food

The jamaican goes home ayn' angrily then returns with ayy dog. He gets ta buy thay ...uhh dog food

Next week the jamaican comes ta same woolwawth with ayy bag. He went up to the managurr and asks the managuurr ta put his hand in the bag

The managuurr without hesitation puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy ayn' immediately takes it out. He shouts at thay ...err jamaican, "what thay ...err f***k is this here? is this here s!it? y'all %^$* bastard!!!!!!!!"

The jamaican calmly replies, "yes it is. Ay wan-ta buy tarlet paper, ayn' ay don't feel like a-goin' back home so I brought it here!"